A Man Only a Liberal Could Love

At a campaign rally, Hugo Chavez announced that Venezuela captured four US spies and returned them back to America.

US National Intelligence Director John Negroponte had appointed J. Patrick Maher as "mission manager" for Cuba and Venezuela.

"They selected 'Jack the Ripper,"' Chavez said. "What a little problem this is."

Hmm, Jack the Ripper was English...

"These are signs that the empire doesn't rest," Chavez said. "The plan to try to destabilize us has already begun."

Uh, you don't need us to help you with that, buddy, you're already unstable.

Chavez said he wishes the best for the American people and hopes they one day "live under democracy, because they live under a fascist dictatorship."(H/T Fox News)

Wow! A guy only a lefty could love! I bet he'll soon be on their short list of Most Beloved World Leaders, among illustrious persons such as Saddam Hussein and Fidel Castro.